O'REILLY AWARD #2 WINNER

Olesya Mostovschikova

Olesya Mostovschikova, 27, told police she rowed with Tatiana Romanchuk, 32, during a booze-up. Officer Oleg Lobach said Olesya calmly told cops: "I took the axe and hit her a number of times on her head. "Then I cut off her ears, gouged out one eye, cut off an arm and a hand. I then cooked the parts in the oven." Another friend, who is being treated as a witness, claims that she was forced to eat the flesh. Cops say Olesya’s son, seven, witnessed the murder and the cooking. He is now in care. Locals at Irkutsk, in Siberia, Russia, found Tatiana’s legs in a rubbish bin. -The Sun

Congratulations Olesya Mostovschikova, you're a sick, crazy, bitch-ass douchebag.

O'REILLY AWARD #3 NOMINEES

Sean Hannity

Sean Hannity has been outspoken saying waterboarding isn't torture, but "enhanced interrogation". Since Sean Hannity said he'd be willing to be waterboarded for charity, Keith Olbermann offered him $1,000 a second to do it. Problem is, Hannity has been noticeably quiet since then and is expected to pussy out. [link]

'Lil Bow Wow

Rapper "Bow Wow" skipped out on a charity event meant to save a financially strapped community skating rink. As a result, the owner was forced to return the tickets which put the owner behind in mortgage payments and led to the subsequent foreclosure of the property and eventual property auction. Along with his ridiculously lame rapper name, he's a viable nominee. [link]

AIG

In March, American International Group (AIG) said it paid approximately $120 million in bonuses to about 6000 workers. The company now says it paid close to $454 million - 278.3% more than it initially disclosed. But AIG says that it responded accurately to the questions as asked. AIG: Oh! You meant ALL bonuses?! Next time be more specific! [link]

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O'REILLY AWARD #1 WINNER

Bernard Madoff

Bernard Lawrence "Bernie" Madoff (born April 29, 1938, in New York City) is an American businessman and former chairman of the NASDAQ stock exchange charged with perpetrating what may be the largest investor fraud ever committed by a single person. He founded the Wall Street firm Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC in 1960, and was its chairman until his arrest on December 11, 2008. He is under house arrest and is expected to plead guilty to charges of securities fraud, wire fraud, mail fraud and money laundering on March 12, 2009. -Wikipedia